WHERE D’YA PUT YER WILLY? Book
BRIGHT PEN PUBLISHING
Jeff’s debut novel Where D’Ya Put Yer Willy? will be available in all good book shops in the UK and USA and on the internet in paperback, e-book and Kindle from June 25th 2012.
Where D’Ya Put Yer Willy? Book
Jeff’s debut novel, now available in all good book shops in the UK and North America and worldwide on the internet as paperback. I-book, e-book and Kindle from mid July 2012.
WHERE D’YA PUT YER WILLY?
Upon the sudden murder of Jewish drag queen Letitia Von Schabernacket, closeted Essex geezer Michael is left a small fortune and fifty per-cent shares in a notorious Soho drag club, Sugar Sugar. But to inherit, he must become a drag queen at the club for six weeks under the guiding hands of his new drag sisters Connie and Chastity, as they try to hide him from the violent Essex mafia and unravel the devious plan that’s hideously thrown them all together.
Sibling rivalry with Connie is hard. Though motherly Chastity does the best he can to hold it all together through ladies nights, weddings, funerals, drug deals, sadomasochism and séances. But complicated secrets surface and it
appears Michael has more in common with Sugar Sugar and its glittery inhabitants than he could ever have imagined!
WHERE D’YA PUT YER WILLY? is an effervescent ‘comedy masterpiece’ of murder, betrayal, deceit… and gorgeous frocks!
‘An Armistead Maupin-like roller-coaster ride through a dark, mysterious and very funny world.’ COLIN SAVAGE, BBC
‘Absolutely brilliant writing, grabbed my attention from line one. Funny, course, irreverent and completely bonkers.’ RICHARD FITT, AUTHORS ONLINE
AVAILABLE SOON: The songs from book will soon be available as an album on I-tunes.
DANIEL MOORE INTERVIEW
Daniel Moore interviews Jeff Kristian about Molly Moggs, Where D’Ya Put Yer Willy? and Spidarlings, November 2011.
DANIEL MOORE INTERVIEWS JEFF KRISTIAN
Saturday 5th May at 2pm, Jeff is being interviewed about the film Spidarlings. Fellow interviewees, Producer/Actress Gabriella Kapsaski and Writer/Director Salem Kapsaski will also be with show’s Presenter, David Michaels in his regular hosting slot ‘What’s On’. London and parts of the South-East can tune in on 101.4 FM.
LGBT MAGAZINE 2011
Just available online is Talent Media’s new LGBT Magazine for 2011. Jeff has written three features which can be found on pages 30-33. Click on the cover picture to take you there!
1993 – 2001
A comedy showcase with multiple costume changes, performed to Ladies Only audiences, often with support from a male singer and male strippers or exotic dancers.
Songs include a selection from Jeff Kristian’s Diva Show.
WHERE D’YA PUT YER WILLY? Radio
STAND WELL BACK MEDIA
A brand new original radio comedy musical series of eight episodes earmarked for digital station Gaydar Radio. Currently working on investment opportunities at getsomewilly.com Click on the picture to take you there.
PINK WIRE MAGAZINE
2009 – PRESENT
TALENT MEDIA LTD
Jeff’s regular semi-autobiographical column, The Adventures of a Drag Queen. A gentle comedy viewpoint on day to day life. Click on the picture to take you there.