Tag Archive: where d’ya put yer willy


MISS JASON’S HALF HOUR Radio Show

Jeff is appearing as a guest on drag superstar Miss Jason’s radio show, 8pm Tuesday 13th November.  The show will be available to download free of charge from I-Tunes.  For more info, click on the image to take you to the show’s Facebook page!

XANDERMONIUM RADIO INTERVIEW

Jeff has been interviewed about his book and other projects by media mogul Xander Gibb for his New York based radio show on Blog Talk Radio.  Originally intended to be broadcast live, the show had to be pre-recorded and go out later because of the recent storm.  To hear the interview, click on the image!

THE POLARI LITERARY SALON

Jeff has been invited to read from his book ‘Where D’Ya Put Yer Willy?’ at The Polari Literary Salon.  One of several authors, Jeff’s appearance will take place on Monday 26th November 2012 at The Southbank Centre in London.  Tickets are available from the Southbank Centre website, click on the image to take you there!

WHERE D’YA PUT YER WILLY? Book

2012

BRIGHT PEN PUBLISHING

‘Writer’

Jeff’s debut novel Where D’Ya Put Yer Willy? will be available in all good book shops in the UK and USA and on the internet in paperback, e-book and Kindle from June 25th 2012.

 

Where D’Ya Put Yer Willy? Book

Jeff’s debut novel, now available in all good book shops in the UK and North America and worldwide on the internet as paperback.  I-book, e-book and Kindle from mid July 2012.

WHERE D’YA PUT YER WILLY?

Upon the sudden murder of Jewish drag queen Letitia Von Schabernacket, closeted Essex geezer Michael is left a small fortune and fifty per-cent shares in a notorious Soho drag club, Sugar Sugar.  But to inherit, he must become a drag queen at the club for six weeks under the guiding hands of his new drag sisters Connie and Chastity, as they try to hide him from the violent Essex mafia and unravel the devious plan that’s hideously thrown them all together.

Sibling rivalry with Connie is hard.  Though motherly Chastity does the best he can to hold it all together through ladies nights, weddings, funerals, drug deals, sadomasochism and séances.  But complicated secrets surface and it
appears Michael has more in common with Sugar Sugar and its glittery inhabitants than he could ever have imagined!

WHERE D’YA PUT YER WILLY? is an effervescent ‘comedy masterpiece’ of murder, betrayal, deceit… and gorgeous frocks!

‘An Armistead Maupin-like roller-coaster ride through a dark, mysterious and very funny world.’  COLIN SAVAGE, BBC

‘Absolutely brilliant writing, grabbed my attention from line one.  Funny, course, irreverent and completely bonkers.’  RICHARD FITT, AUTHORS ONLINE

AVAILABLE SOON: The songs from book will soon be available as an album on I-tunes.

DANIEL MOORE INTERVIEW

2011

‘Actor/Performer/Author’

Daniel Moore interviews Jeff Kristian about Molly Moggs, Where D’Ya Put Yer Willy? and Spidarlings, November 2011.

DANIEL MOORE INTERVIEWS JEFF KRISTIAN

THE JOEL KAFETZ SHOW

2010

JNET RADIO

‘Writer’

Talent Media owner Darren Waite speaks to Joel Kafetz about ‘Where D’Ya Put Yer Willy?’

DARREN WAITE INTERVIEW

WHERE D’YA PUT YER WILLY?

2008

STAND WELL BACK MEDIA

‘Writer/Letitia Von Schabernacket/Billy No-Nut’

Pilot episode of comedy drama set in London’s drag queen underworld.

WHERE D'YA PUT YER WILLY? - TRAILER

WHERE D’YA PUT YER WILLY? Radio

2010

STAND WELL BACK MEDIA

‘Writer/Actor’

A brand new original radio comedy musical series of eight episodes earmarked for digital station Gaydar Radio.  Currently working on investment opportunities at getsomewilly.com  Click on the picture to take you there.

NUTZ

NUTZ

Jeff Kristian

1989 SINGLE

 

Nutz (Kristian)

Where Will You Run To (Klein)

Produced by Jeff Kristian/Paul Page

Where Will You Run To produced by Jeff Kristian

One of Jeff’s more off the wall singles, Nutz later went on to become the theme tune to the radio series Where D’Ya Put Yer Willy? also written by Jeff.

NUTZ

WHERE WILL YOU RUN TO