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XANDERMONIUM RADIO INTERVIEW
Jeff has been interviewed about his book and other projects by media mogul Xander Gibb for his New York based radio show on Blog Talk Radio. Originally intended to be broadcast live, the show had to be pre-recorded and go out later because of the recent storm. To hear the interview, click on the image!
Where D’Ya Put Yer Willy? Book
Jeff’s debut novel, now available in all good book shops in the UK and North America and worldwide on the internet as paperback. I-book, e-book and Kindle from mid July 2012.
WHERE D’YA PUT YER WILLY?
Upon the sudden murder of Jewish drag queen Letitia Von Schabernacket, closeted Essex geezer Michael is left a small fortune and fifty per-cent shares in a notorious Soho drag club, Sugar Sugar. But to inherit, he must become a drag queen at the club for six weeks under the guiding hands of his new drag sisters Connie and Chastity, as they try to hide him from the violent Essex mafia and unravel the devious plan that’s hideously thrown them all together.
Sibling rivalry with Connie is hard. Though motherly Chastity does the best he can to hold it all together through ladies nights, weddings, funerals, drug deals, sadomasochism and séances. But complicated secrets surface and it
appears Michael has more in common with Sugar Sugar and its glittery inhabitants than he could ever have imagined!
WHERE D’YA PUT YER WILLY? is an effervescent ‘comedy masterpiece’ of murder, betrayal, deceit… and gorgeous frocks!
‘An Armistead Maupin-like roller-coaster ride through a dark, mysterious and very funny world.’ COLIN SAVAGE, BBC
‘Absolutely brilliant writing, grabbed my attention from line one. Funny, course, irreverent and completely bonkers.’ RICHARD FITT, AUTHORS ONLINE
AVAILABLE SOON: The songs from book will soon be available as an album on I-tunes.
NUTZ
Jeff Kristian
1989 SINGLE
Nutz (Kristian)
Where Will You Run To (Klein)
Produced by Jeff Kristian/Paul Page
Where Will You Run To produced by Jeff Kristian
One of Jeff’s more off the wall singles, Nutz later went on to become the theme tune to the radio series Where D’Ya Put Yer Willy? also written by Jeff.








































